THE CHICKEN FIASCO
Chicken Cart:
a Chicken cart has tipped over at the crossroads.
Free food for anyone brave enough to kill the chickens.
As the Chicken Clucks:
as the ladies of Legacies take advantage of the overturned cart, much clucking and thwacking is heard as arrows and rocks fill the sky.
Eve Pulls out a very large book and puts one poor clucker out of its misery by bashing in its brains.
A shadowy figure hands the owner of the cart a large satchel of coin, and whispers a thank you into his ear. He opens the sack, and nods... This was quite a Lucrative Loss.
~~~~
Log from the Chicken fiasco from the time I flew in, until I left.
[10:17] Eve Bishop "You stay right there while I reload, chicken"
[10:18] Eve Bishop holds her reolver up blowing the smoke off the barrel
[10:18] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "draw"
[10:18] Baldor Stronghammer walks up to his fifth chicken and ties it to his belt and realizes that this might be enoguh for everyone.
[10:18] Tazzthespazz1262 Bookmite is Online
[10:19] Baldor Stronghammer sheaths his bow and walks back to hsi forge to put them into the ice locker.
[10:20] Baldor Stronghammer shouts into the crowd, "Have fun killing these hardy chickens!" and walks away going to his forge.
[10:20] Kayleigh Kronfeld wipes her brow as she reloads
[10:20] Kayleigh Kronfeld gathers up the chicken she killed
[10:21] Morgdah: ((Snyper Chesnokov is given 50 experience points.))
[10:21] Morgdah: ((Eve Bishop is given 50 experience points.))
[10:21] Morgdah: ((Arminio Blackheart is given 50 experience points.))
[10:21] Falk grins walking over to kay. "Guess what's for dinner."
[10:21] Morgdah: ((Kayleigh Kronfeld is given 50 experience points.))
[10:21] Morgdah: ((Falkner69 Runner is given 50 experience points.))
[10:21] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "well I don't eat but, plenty for you and Alyssa and the rest"
[10:22] Falk: "true. I'll make sure it smells nice for you then"
[10:22] Arminio Blackheart: "oops"
[10:23] Kayleigh Kronfeld sighs loudly "goodness... pesky chickens"
[10:24] Falk chuckles. "Yeah I know. But hey, good eatin."
[10:24] Arminio Blackheart: "not sure if me or falk got that one"
[10:25] Tazzthespazz1262 Bookmite is Offline
[10:25] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "i do not know, you can take it if you need it of course"
[10:25] Kayleigh Kronfeld smiles
[10:25] Falk: "Go for it, I can always hunt."
[10:26] Arminio Blackheart: "thank you"
[10:26] Eve Bishop perks her ears "Hello r. Clawtooth"
[10:26] Clawtooth Aker moves over to the bench Eve is sitting on and takes a seat himself "Ello dare miss Bishop
[10:26] Morgdah: ((Clawtooth Aker is given 50 experience points.))
[10:27] Eve Bishop resists the urge to pat Claw on the head "How are you doing today?" glances up to the sky hoping it rains to wash the mess from the street
[10:27] Morgdah: ((Vogonic Cooperstone is given 50 experience points.))
[10:28] Vogonic Cooperstone glances up...:"hello dear.j"
[10:30] Eve Bishop looks up at the sky wondering if she could make it rain...just a little light rain to wash the blood and feathers off the streets
[10:30] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "another..."
[10:31] Clawtooth Aker: "ah be alrigh... lil tired but alrigh... jaself?"
[10:31] Clawtooth Aker: "dem be tough chickens eh?"
[10:32] Eve Bishop giggles quietly "It would appear so...that or our aim is very very poor"
[10:32] Clawtooth Aker simply chuckles
[10:32] Falk: "Gonna be plenty of chicken."
[10:33] Arminio Blackheart: "sorry, morg"
[10:33] Morgdah Graves: (( i am not here, admin mode.))
[10:34] Morgdah: ((Sasha Branagh is given 50 experience points.))
[10:34] Sas looks around seeing the stray chickens, lets out a laugh..pulling my blades
[10:34] Morgdah: ((Wolfe Homewood is given 50 experience points.))
[10:35] Eve Bishop takes two apples out o fher bag and offers one to Clawtooth
[10:35] Magdalenamarie Pluton watches the crowd killing the fowls and smiles
[10:35] *~Gold Plated~Derringer BLK~* 1.1: Bullet is now loaded
[10:36] Clawtooth Aker looks at the apple a moment befor taking it "Tanks" and holds onto it for now... watchign the chickens get slaughtered
[10:36] Morgdah: ((Clawtooth Aker is given 50 experience points.))
[10:37] Eve Bishop smiles to Claw and then takes a bite of her own apple
[10:37] Clawtooth Aker accepted your inventory offer.
[10:37] Kayleigh Kronfeld looks around for another chicken
[10:38] Eve Bishop digs in her bag again and offers Mag an apple
[10:39] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "oh gosh!"
[10:39] Falk: "WHOA big one"
[10:39] Kayleigh Kronfeld sets off after the huge chicken
[10:41] Falkner69 Runner: ah ha!
[10:41] Huntable Chocobo: Wah!
[10:41] Huntable Chocobo: Wah!
[10:41] Huntable Chocobo: Wah!
[10:42] Falk: "One down."
[10:43] Huntable Chocobo: Wah!
[10:44] Baldor Stronghammer laughs and sees a big checken in the Ten Bells.
[10:44] Sas: "Are all dead now..?"
[10:44] Maria Fuentes pats her camera "got it.."
[10:46] Kayleigh Kronfeld: "these better be some delicious chickens"
[10:47] Kayleigh Kronfeld wipes her forehead
[10:47] Falk: "i like the big one here"
[10:47] Maria Fuentes walks to the man in front the chicken "did you shoot it?"
[10:47] Falk: "yes'm."
[10:47] Vogonic Cooperstone: "Oh good lord...not morlocks..."
[10:47] Clawtooth Aker turns hearing the mechanical voices "Wut di... GAH!
[10:48] Kayleigh Kronfeld eyes widen "what are those
[10:49] Clawtooth Aker runs up to one of the broken Dalek machines and looks in through the top
[10:49] Maria Fuentes widens eyes "but.. whats that?!", she asks
[10:49] Kayleigh Kronfeld looks around
[10:49] BUSTER Sawn-off Shotgun 2.2: Vogonic Cooperstone has holstered their weapon!
[10:50] Baldor Stronghammer looks around seeing the hopefully destroyed things....
[10:50] Maria Fuentes: "what.. what are those machines? never seen something like that..."
[10:50] Falk: "/e reaches down inside of the machine pullin out some gears n pockets them"
[10:50] Clawtooth Aker: "someone wana elp mi haul one oh dese tings to Tinkers Ally so ah can ave ah propah look at it?"
[10:51] Magdalenamarie Pluton smiles
[10:51] Maria Fuentes shakes her head, a bit afraid "uh.. i would, but i must get pictures of those.. things..", thinking its better to keep far of those machines
[10:51] Kayleigh Kronfeld looks to those around her "are they gone... destroyed?"
[10:51] Morgdah: ((Tamar Boram is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Falkner69 Runner is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Kayleigh Kronfeld is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Clawtooth Aker is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Magdalenamarie Morrisey is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Vogonic Cooperstone is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Morgdah: ((Snyper Chesnokov is given 50 experience points.))
[10:52] Maria Fuentes peeks around, not sure if is safe already
[10:53] Kayleigh Kronfeld holds onto her gun, unsure if she should put it away yet
[10:55] Clawtooth Aker sighs as no one seems to want to help him.. and grabs the top of one of the broken robots and yanks.. looking to try and drag the robot back to Tinkers Ally
[10:56] Falk: "Need some help?"
[10:56] Magdalenamarie Pluton: "i cant sorry Claw"
[10:56] Vogonic Cooperstone sighs..."I'll help you Claw..."
[10:56] Maria Fuentes smiles, a bit nervous "i.. i will take a look around..", thinking if she can get better pictures, the Gazette will pay her better
[10:56] Clawtooth Aker: "can use all di help ah can git.. dis ting be heaveh"
[10:56] Vogonic Cooperstone squats down, rolling the body of one darleck onto his shoulder, and lifting it like a barrel..."Lets go..."
[10:57] Falk grabs the dalek behind him and picks it up onto his back, lugging it over by claw. "Lead the way, you get two."
[10:57] Clawtooth Aker: "uh... dat works..t anks Vogonic an Falk... follow mi"
[10:58] Kayleigh Kronfeld looks around, deciding she will head back to the library.. thinking it would be safer there
~~~~~~~
A Plague of Chickens:
Where are they coming from? The Chickens emerge from the woodwork, the man who's cart tipped over snickers a little and whistles a tune as he walks away, tipping his hat to all of the ladies. The shadowy figure stays in the darkness, smiling....
what was to be done with all this meat?
Chickens from Heaven?
The rain of chickens continues, the shadowy figure giggles in the darkness, watching as more and more of the precious food is gathered by the people, and many frustrations are vented...
Where did that cart driver go off to? and why did he leave his horse and cart at the side of the building?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[2009/07/21 9:55] Snyper Chesnokov: l/me looks down and sees a pile of rocks and starts chucking them at the chicken hoping for a small dinner for him and his pets...
[2009/07/21 9:55] Sword: Script trying to take controls from owner but PERMISSION_TAKE_CONTROLS permission not set!
[2009/07/21 9:55] Sword: Script trying to take controls from owner but PERMISSION_TAKE_CONTROLS permission not set!
[2009/07/21 9:55] Eve Bishop blinks and looks over her shoulder "Oh! Hello Miss Arminio"
[2009/07/21 9:55] IM: Eve Bishop: Snyper that's mine
[2009/07/21 9:55] William Tabard: "I will see you when i get back, have fun getting more dinner."
[2009/07/21 9:55] Arminio Blackheart: "Chicken and dumplings?"
[2009/07/21 9:56] Arminio Blackheart: "or is this a patirnt gone wrong?"
[2009/07/21 9:56] Morgdah: ((Arminio Blackheart is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 9:56] Angel : "well you said i cant hunt the people the pissy you off....so i hunt dinner.."
[2009/07/21 9:56] Eve Bishop "that would be dinner"
[2009/07/21 9:56] Morgdah: ((Snyper Chesnokov is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 9:56] William Tabard smiles and says" I know
[2009/07/21 9:56] Reina Beaumont is Online
[2009/07/21 9:56] Eve Bishop "Or it would be if I could hit it..."
[2009/07/21 9:56] IM: Morgdah Graves: this is fookin awesome
[2009/07/21 9:56] IM: Morgdah Graves: wow
[2009/07/21 9:57] Arminio Blackheart creeps around to the left in an attempt to block it in
[2009/07/21 9:57] Adj Szpiegel is Online
[2009/07/21 9:57] Baldor Stronghammer laughs and picks up the dead chicken and ties it to his belt, "That's for me and...."
[2009/07/21 9:57] IM: Tamryn Khandr: morgie
[2009/07/21 9:58] Mick Varnish is Online
[2009/07/21 9:58] Eve Bishop "Tough little thing..."
[2009/07/21 9:58] IM: Morgdah Graves: yes?
[2009/07/21 9:58] IM: Morgdah Graves smiles
[2009/07/21 9:58] Baldor Stronghammer nods, "Aye..."
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: snyper
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: do you see your avatar?
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: rof
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: yea
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: that was
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: wow
[2009/07/21 9:59] Arminio Blackheart: "I hit it!!"
[2009/07/21 9:59] Adj Szpiegel is Offline
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: baldor frenzies
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Morgdah Graves: in place
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: lol
[2009/07/21 9:59] Eve Bishop sighs "Some how I don't think Billy the Kid would need to shoot this many times to hit a chicken"
[2009/07/21 9:59] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: that's a glitch,,,,,,
[2009/07/21 9:59] Adam Castle is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:00] IM: Tamryn Khandr: morgie..can ya bring your drums?
[2009/07/21 10:00] IM: Eve Bishop: this many people running around with weapons...
[2009/07/21 10:00] IM: Eve Bishop: I say you have to rp if you get wounded
[2009/07/21 10:00] Baldor Stronghammer walks up to his second kill and ties it to his belt aslo, "That's for El'ir, let's get another one for G'rath..."
[2009/07/21 10:00] nelle Nirvana is Online
[2009/07/21 10:00] IM: Tamryn Khandr: indeed eve
[2009/07/21 10:01] IM: Tamryn Khandr: why hiding..from th egreat chicken fight of 09
[2009/07/21 10:01] IM: Eve Bishop: friendly fire is on
[2009/07/21 10:01] Adam Castle is Online
[2009/07/21 10:02] tchebbe Yongho is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:03] Baldor Stronghammer walks over to his last kill and grabs it, tying to his belt, "Looks like this is a good night for chicken and a new taste for my pets..."
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Morgdah Graves: ok, tam
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Eve Bishop: has earned the achievement [Turkey slayer]
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Morgdah Graves: i have one drum
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Morgdah Graves: hold on
[2009/07/21 10:05] Renward Vaher is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: wait what am i missing
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: how many chickens?
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: I took down three
[2009/07/21 10:05] Clawtooth Aker is Online
[2009/07/21 10:05] IM: Eve Bishop: Snyper Chesnokov has earned the achievement [What the pluck?!]
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: LOL
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: this isnt wow no achievments lol
[2009/07/21 10:06] Mick Varnish is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Morgdah Graves: ok, come on down to the crossroads
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Eve Bishop: aww
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Morgdah Graves: a tish of xp for rp is included
[2009/07/21 10:06] IM: Eve Bishop: has achieved [WoW obsessed]
[2009/07/21 10:06] Aradian Wycliffe is Online
[2009/07/21 10:06] Arminio Blackheart: we gonna knock the dumplings out of it
[2009/07/21 10:06] Eve Bishop giggles behind her paw "Interesting way to put it"
[2009/07/21 10:07] Baldor Stronghammer looks around and thinks maybe a few more....."
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Morgdah Graves: i wish i could put that chicken script in my spiders
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Eve Bishop: clucking spiders?
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Snyper Chesnokov shivers, "Not spiders!"
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: wait can they be downed by spellfire weapons lol
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Eve Bishop: that's what my giant smacking book is
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Morgdah Graves: yes
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Morgdah Graves: they can
[2009/07/21 10:07] IM: Morgdah Graves: here's a spider
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Eve Bishop: Ew spider!
[2009/07/21 10:08] Eve Bishop squeaks "Spider!"
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Morgdah Graves: right for snyper
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Morgdah Graves: you can ride it
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Tamryn Khandr: Thanks Morgie]
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Morgdah Graves: wheeeeee!
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Magdalenamarie Morrisey: its good stuff though
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Morgdah Graves goes for a spider ride
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Falkner69 Runner: spiders?
[2009/07/21 10:08] IM: Falkner69 Runner: where?
[2009/07/21 10:09] Baldor Stronghammer looks at the spider that just took a bit out of his leg, "I guess it's time to pull out the arrows...
[2009/07/21 10:09] IM: Morgdah Graves: at the crossroad
[2009/07/21 10:09] Recurve Bow whispers: Enter Mouselook to shoot me.
[2009/07/21 10:09] Eve Bishop sighs and reloads..again
[2009/07/21 10:09] IM: Morgdah Graves: it is now an admin spider
[2009/07/21 10:09] IM: Morgdah Graves: ignore us
[2009/07/21 10:09] IM: Morgdah Graves: i dare you
[2009/07/21 10:09] Fox Obviate is Online
[2009/07/21 10:09] Morgdah: ((Jarlaxle Jaxxon is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:09] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: if it bites me again....
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Eve, nice six shooter
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Eve Bishop: thank you
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: damn
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: spellfire doesnt do much to them
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Eve Bishop: just for the record: that was my kill Jar
[2009/07/21 10:10] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: i know
[2009/07/21 10:11] Arminio Blackheart: "i'm pleased to hit it with rock"
[2009/07/21 10:11] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: lol
[2009/07/21 10:11] Duke114 Dinzeo is Online
[2009/07/21 10:11] Eve Bishop giggles a little behind her paw hearing Arminio
[2009/07/21 10:11] Eve Bishop sighs "I fear my aim is still quite bad..."
[2009/07/21 10:12] Brando Bing is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:12] Arminio Blackheart: "you have a gun"
[2009/07/21 10:12] Eve Bishop nods "Father taught me how to handle a weapon..well the basics and a man was kind enough to give me a colt revolver"
[2009/07/21 10:13] IM: MeiNeko Vaher: Evie you KILLED a chicken?!
[2009/07/21 10:13] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: I got a chicken with 0 health
[2009/07/21 10:13] IM: Eve Bishop: it's dinner...
[2009/07/21 10:14] Baldor Stronghammer gropes underneath the wheel where the chicken was hiding and pulls it out to tie it to his belt
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: chicken down chicken down
[2009/07/21 10:15] Duke114 Dinzeo is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Eve Bishop: my gun seems to do perportinal damage
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Eve Bishop: or around 100
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Clawtooth Aker: killer chickens? O.o
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: i saw takes me forever to kill these
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Morgdah Graves: if you haven't killed a chicken, come to the crossroads
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: i do about 50 with my bow
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Morgdah Graves: a good time for all and a bit of xp
[2009/07/21 10:15] IM: Eve Bishop: just takes forever to reload
[2009/07/21 10:16] IM: MeiNeko Vaher: I should skew the chickies on my tenticles
[2009/07/21 10:16] Reina Beaumont is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:16] IM: Morgdah Graves: if i'm in earshot of rp, you might get more
[2009/07/21 10:16] Baldor Stronghammer blinks, "Damn that chicken is fast!."
[2009/07/21 10:16] IM: Morgdah Graves: /adm
[2009/07/21 10:16] Anek Fuchs is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:16] Morgdah: ((Falkner69 Runner is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:16] Morgdah: ((Kayleigh Kronfeld is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:18] melia Viper is Online
[2009/07/21 10:18] Baldor Stronghammer walks up to his fifth chicken and ties it to his belt and realizes that this might be enoguh for everyone.
[2009/07/21 10:18] Snyper Chesnokov: enouch*
[2009/07/21 10:18] Bryce Macalroy is Online
[2009/07/21 10:18] Snyper Chesnokov: enough**
[2009/07/21 10:19] Baldor Stronghammer sheaths his bow and walks back to hsi forge to put them into the ice locker.
[2009/07/21 10:19] IM: Eve Bishop: Falk is that a pipe?
[2009/07/21 10:19] IM: Falkner69 Runner: no its a lever action rifle
[2009/07/21 10:19] IM: Eve Bishop squints "Oh!"
[2009/07/21 10:19] Kayleigh Kronfeld wipes her brow as she reloads
[2009/07/21 10:19] Arminio Blackheart: "i got it"
[2009/07/21 10:20] Baldor Stronghammer shouts into the crowd, "Have fun killing these hardy chickens!" and walks away going to his forge.
[2009/07/21 10:20] Arminio Blackheart: "killed and fried in one shot?"
[2009/07/21 10:21] Morgdah: ((Snyper Chesnokov is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:22] Baldor Stronghammer unties the chickens and puts them into the ice locker, "A good hunt..."
[2009/07/21 10:22] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: why do all my chickens run off to far off cornmers
[2009/07/21 10:22] Mordeth Morgwain is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:23] IM: Eve Bishop: they are being shot at...wouldn't you run away?
[2009/07/21 10:23] IM: Morgdah Graves: they run from people
[2009/07/21 10:23] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: actually they runm off and then stand around and get shot 6 or seven times then run again so they kinda retarded but
[2009/07/21 10:23] IM: Vain Adder: Yes, but how many people are there in this sim? Many of us here aren't classified as People.
[2009/07/21 10:24] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Morg, thanks to the rock thrower I had this really fun way to do a RP
[2009/07/21 10:24] IM: Eve Bishop: that's what happens when someone hits you in the head with a rock a few times
[2009/07/21 10:24] IM: Morgdah Graves: :)
[2009/07/21 10:24] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Being stoned by the people for a crim against the city......
[2009/07/21 10:24] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: crime*
[2009/07/21 10:24] Sasha Branagh is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:25] IM: Aradian Wycliffe: hey
[2009/07/21 10:25] IM: Falkner69 Runner: whered the spider gooo
[2009/07/21 10:25] IM: Vain Adder: Cluck cluck drill drill... my mind comes undone when there are chickens to kill with my electric drill.
[2009/07/21 10:25] IM: Clawtooth Aker: GAH lag
[2009/07/21 10:26] IM: Falkner69 Runner: afk for a bit
[2009/07/21 10:26] IM: Aradian Wycliffe: ? is that always how you greet a friend you havent heard from in months?
[2009/07/21 10:26] IM: Jarlaxle Jaxxon: woohoo three for me
[2009/07/21 10:26] IM: Aradian Wycliffe: i guess so
[2009/07/21 10:26] Sasha Branagh is Online
[2009/07/21 10:27] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: You are having fun Morg...
[2009/07/21 10:27] IM: Morgdah Graves: not as much as you guys
[2009/07/21 10:28] IM: Aradian Wycliffe: boring
[2009/07/21 10:28] IM: Morgdah Graves: :P
[2009/07/21 10:28] IM: Eve Bishop: hehe Mag is a lamp shade
[2009/07/21 10:28] Sass Parkin is Online
[2009/07/21 10:28] IM: Eve Bishop: poor chickens
[2009/07/21 10:28] IM: Aradian Wycliffe: nice
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Morgdah Graves: Chicken soup for the ... soul.. food?
[2009/07/21 10:29] Daria Lexington is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Snyper Chesnokov laughs
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Eve Bishop: who's shooting flaming arrows?
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Morgdah Graves: am i
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: there are going to be a lot of puns...
[2009/07/21 10:29] IM: Morgdah Graves: i'm on FIRE!!!! AAAAIIIEEE
[2009/07/21 10:30] IM: Morgdah Graves: where's the pirates when you need 'em
[2009/07/21 10:30] Mordeth Morgwain is Online
[2009/07/21 10:30] IM: Eve Bishop transforms random folks into chickens
[2009/07/21 10:31] Daria Lexington is Online
[2009/07/21 10:31] IM: Morgdah Graves: c'mon claw
[2009/07/21 10:31] Baldor Stronghammer sits on the edge of the building lookind down on the crowd.
[2009/07/21 10:31] IM: Eve Bishop: no Claw is going to take out some machinegun or something
[2009/07/21 10:31] IM: Mordeth Morgwain grins "I'm gonna be rich....." wanders off to find his white tux and mustache
[2009/07/21 10:31] Phantom Ninetails is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:31] Clawtooth Aker: "dem be tough chickens eh?"
[2009/07/21 10:31] IM: Morgdah Graves: whack a few
[2009/07/21 10:31] IM: Morgdah Graves: c'mon mord
[2009/07/21 10:32] Eve Bishop giggles quietly "It would appear so...that or our aim is very very poor"
[2009/07/21 10:32] IM: Wolfe Homewood: what am i missing
[2009/07/21 10:32] Clawtooth Aker simply chuckles
[2009/07/21 10:32] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: A spill of a chicken shipment
[2009/07/21 10:32] ChangQang Chayoo is Online
[2009/07/21 10:32] IM: Eve Bishop transforms Falk into a chicken
[2009/07/21 10:33] Arminio Blackheart: "sorry, morg"
[2009/07/21 10:33] Morgdah Graves: (( i am not here, admin mode.))
[2009/07/21 10:33] Phantom Ninetails is Online
[2009/07/21 10:33] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: .
[2009/07/21 10:34] Morgdah: ((Sasha Branagh is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:34] ribena Homewood is Online
[2009/07/21 10:34] Sas looks around seeing the stray chickens, lets out a laugh..pulling my blades
[2009/07/21 10:34] Morgdah: ((Wolfe Homewood is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:34] Spear Xue is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:34] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: sorry can't but I'll watch from over here on the hill and wave a bit
[2009/07/21 10:34] ChangQang Chayoo is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:35] IM: Morgdah Graves waves to mordie
[2009/07/21 10:35] Eve Bishop takes two apples out o fher bag and offers one to Clawtooth
[2009/07/21 10:35] Magdalenamarie Pluton watches the crowd killing the fowls and smiles
[2009/07/21 10:35] *~Gold Plated~Derringer BLK~* 1.1: Bullet is now loaded
[2009/07/21 10:36] Clawtooth Aker looks at the apple a moment befor taking it "Tanks" and holds onto it for now... watchign the chickens get slaughtered
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Wolfe Homewood: is this target practice or something
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Homer Wrydan: CLUCK CLUCK
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Morgdah Graves: read the residents notice, wolfe
[2009/07/21 10:36] Morgdah: ((Clawtooth Aker is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: It's stress reliefe...
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: you gave me those ages ago
[2009/07/21 10:36] IM: Falkner69 Runner: lol
[2009/07/21 10:37] Sas puts on Armor.
[2009/07/21 10:37] Sas tries to increase their damage potential.
[2009/07/21 10:37] Sas casts Aura on themself.
[2009/07/21 10:37] Sas casts Draba on themself.
[2009/07/21 10:37] Eve Bishop smiles to Claw and then takes a bite of her own apple
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Homer Wrydan: OPPS CLUCK CLUCK
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Falkner69 Runner: happy eve?
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Homer Wrydan: CLUCK CLUCK
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: seven Mint: it is a test of strength
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Morgdah Graves gives him the bird
[2009/07/21 10:37] Baldor Stronghammer looks ito the crowd and chickens and laughs a bit.
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Morgdah Graves: these birds are all over
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Eve Bishop casts [hunters mark] on Falk
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Morgdah Graves: LOL
[2009/07/21 10:37] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: quit playin with your cock in public morg
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Mordeth Morgwain waves and pulls out a rickety lawn chair and a bottle of mt dew.
[2009/07/21 10:38] Phantom Ninetails is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:38] Reina Beaumont is Online
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: .
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Eve Bishop giggles at Falk
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Eve Bishop ears perk "Oh Mt. Dew"
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: grrrrr stupid ass residents chat -_-
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: what the cluck?
[2009/07/21 10:38] Eve Bishop digs in her bag again and offers Mag an apple
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: don't you dare make them HUGE
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Eve Bishop: careful friendly fire is on
[2009/07/21 10:38] IM: Eve Bishop: epic chickens
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Mordeth Morgwain ears flatten and fangs grow larger as eyes glow MD green.....
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: oh god...
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Clawtooth Aker: THATS A CHOKABO! lol
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Morg
[2009/07/21 10:39] Kayleigh Kronfeld sets off after the huge chicken
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Morgdah Graves: :)
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: that's not a moon! that's a chicken station!!!!
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Morgdah Graves: sic 'em
[2009/07/21 10:39] Eve Bishop blinks "How did that fit on the cart?"
[2009/07/21 10:39] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Oh gosh...
[2009/07/21 10:39] Clawtooth Aker: "Wut di? *he raiseas a brow watching the rather large chicken "Ah willg ive 100 coins to da person who kills da giant chicken!"
[2009/07/21 10:40] Magdalenamarie Pluton chuckles
[2009/07/21 10:40] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: This is the best city wide rp I have been in...
[2009/07/21 10:40] Vogonic Cooperstone: "What's with the chicken's dear?"
[2009/07/21 10:40] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: with actual chickens...
[2009/07/21 10:40] Fellon Miles is Online
[2009/07/21 10:40] Huntable Chocobo: Wah!
[2009/07/21 10:40] Magdalenamarie Pluton: "I can sweeten th pot with another 100 coin"
[2009/07/21 10:40] IM: Eve Bishop: big but weak
[2009/07/21 10:40] Magdalenamarie Pluton: "Seems a cart fell over"
[2009/07/21 10:40] Clawtooth Aker laughs as he watches Eve get up and go midevil on the giant chicken
[2009/07/21 10:40] IM: Tamryn Khandr shakes her head...rocks and chickens...
[2009/07/21 10:41] Eve Bishop holds her revolver up and blows the (non existant) smoke off the barrel
[2009/07/21 10:41] Baldor Stronghammer looks down on the giant chicken, "It's dead Claw..."
[2009/07/21 10:41] Vogonic Cooperstone: "Oh, that poor creature."
[2009/07/21 10:41] Vogonic Cooperstone: "Good lord, what are you doing?!"
[2009/07/21 10:41] Clawtooth Aker: "den eve be gettin da coin.. er... DARE BE MO?!?!?!"
[2009/07/21 10:41] Morgdah: ((Clawtooth Aker is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:41] Morgdah: ((Snyper Chesnokov is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:41] Eve Bishop "The meat will be very useful so we can stock up in the hospital"
[2009/07/21 10:41] Vogonic Cooperstone: "Uh...you killed it?"
[2009/07/21 10:41] Morgdah: ((Arminio Blackheart is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:42] Morgdah: ((Magdalenamarie Morrisey is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:42] Eve Bishop nods to Vog "Well it..had big claws...it could have hurt someone"
[2009/07/21 10:42] Clawtooth Aker reaches into hsi pocket and pulls out a small coin bag "ere joo be goin Eve
[2009/07/21 10:42] Clawtooth Aker gives some coins to Eve Bishop
[2009/07/21 10:42] Morgdah: ((Tamar Boram is given 50 experience points.))
[2009/07/21 10:42] IM: Morgdah Graves: oh my
[2009/07/21 10:42] Vogonic Cooperstone raises his hands slowly, inspecting them, and realizing he should cut his fingernails, as he mutters..."oh..."
[2009/07/21 10:43] IM: Sasha Branagh: they were..but slowly
[2009/07/21 10:43] IM: Sasha Branagh: lol
[2009/07/21 10:43] IM: Sasha Branagh: just the way the meter is set..w/melee you lose strength..
[2009/07/21 10:44] Baldor Stronghammer laughs and sees a big checken in the Ten Bells.
[2009/07/21 10:44] Magdalenamarie Pluton gives some coins to Eve Bishop
[2009/07/21 10:44] Eve Bishop "I better make sure none of these things get into the hospital..."
[2009/07/21 10:44] IM: MeiNeko Vaher: thats it morgy you are not allowed to enlarge with build mode any more -__-
[2009/07/21 10:44] Maria Fuentes pats her camera "got it.."
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Eve Bishop: you can't be serious...
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Clawtooth Aker: no fuckin way lol
[2009/07/21 10:45] Vogonic Cooperstone points up to the sky..."Er...what the hell is that?"
[2009/07/21 10:45] Eve Bishop: "me sighs quietly...she was looking for a chance to practice her shooting"
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: what now...
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: that's how it always starts.... BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *unzips his human skin to reveal the shiney dahlek below*
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Eve Bishop baps Mordeth "No...just no"
[2009/07/21 10:45] IM: Snyper Chesnokov screams like a sissy, "DALEKS!"
[2009/07/21 10:46] dingy Takaaki is Online
[2009/07/21 10:46] IM: Mordeth Morgwain zaps eve "EXTERMINAAAAAATE!"
[2009/07/21 10:46] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: LOL
[2009/07/21 10:46] Eve Bishop makes sure the revolver is secure and safe "I believe I should get back into the hospital..."
[2009/07/21 10:46] Old Peacemaker (Right Handed) 2.4: Vogonic Cooperstone has drawn a weapon!
[2009/07/21 10:46] IM: Eve Bishop dies
[2009/07/21 10:46] Old Peacemaker (Right Handed) 2.4: Vogonic Cooperstone has holstered their weapon!
[2009/07/21 10:46] BUSTER Sawn-off Shotgun 2.2: Vogonic Cooperstone has drawn a weapon!
[2009/07/21 10:46] IM: Eve Bishop regenerates
[2009/07/21 10:47] Arminio Blackheart: "i'll go too"
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Vain Adder runs to find the first Police Box he can and jumps inside, a strange sound comes from the box as it disappears.
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Eve Bishop: Vain just stole my ride
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: ok...
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: This is so not period...
[2009/07/21 10:47] Vogonic Cooperstone: "Oh good lord...not morlocks..."
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: aaaaactually
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: MeiNeko Vaher: lol
[2009/07/21 10:47] Clawtooth Aker turns hearing the mechanical voices "Wut di... GAH!
[2009/07/21 10:47] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Morg, what's with ya today?
[2009/07/21 10:48] IM: Morgdah Graves: KEEL THE DALEK
[2009/07/21 10:48] Kayleigh Kronfeld eyes widen "what are those
[2009/07/21 10:48] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: my dahlek avi was made byyy..................... *drumrollls and points at claw*
[2009/07/21 10:48] White Brimmer is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:48] IM: Mordeth Morgwain: at least that's what the tinkers union badge on the side says
[2009/07/21 10:48] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: They regenerate though....
[2009/07/21 10:48] IM: Morgdah Graves posts this im to a notecard
[2009/07/21 10:48] Daria Lexington is Offline
[2009/07/21 10:49] Clawtooth Aker runs up to one of the broken Dalek machines and looks in through the top
[2009/07/21 10:49] Maria Fuentes widens eyes "but.. whats that?!", she asks
[2009/07/21 10:49] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: This is an interesting RP......
[2009/07/21 10:49] IM: Snyper Chesnokov: Morg....
[2009/07/21 10:49] Cod Easterwood is Online
[2009/07/21 10:49] Kayleigh Kronfeld looks around
[2009/07/21 10:49] Vancouver Cortes is Online
[2009/07/21 10:49] BUSTER Sawn-off Shotgun 2.2: Vogonic Cooperstone has holstered their weapon!
[2009/07/21 10:49] IM: Eve Bishop: this isn't an rp, this is silliness
[2009/07/21 10:50] IM: MeiNeko Vaher: it's rp silliness
[2009/07/21 10:50] Baldor Stronghammer looks around seeing the hopefully destroyed things....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!
the chickens seem to mutate, grow larger, and jump around the town!!!!!
A beam from the heavens:
A large beam of light comes down from the sky, and soon a grinding humming noise fills the air..... EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Then there was silence:
All of the chickens not killed, and the evil dalek invasion defeated, the good citizens of legacies return to peace and quiet once again, to eat fried chicken and reminisce of the odd happenings that afternoon on that fateful day in the year to remember.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)